New Cheesy Joke Greeting Cards

Ayyeeee, why not invite my friend the clicker to the party? I promise he's a pretty FUNGI! But, no, seriously... don't get to close to them they like to bite.

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

The Apawcalypse is nigh! Celebrate our turbilent world with this cute kitty who's already raising up her own ruckus!

Motherfluffer. An expression for the ages. Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny cat design!

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

A gelatinous cube is a fictional monster from the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. It is described as a ten-foot cube of transparent gelatinous ooze, which is perfect lube if you ask me... This suggestive jell-o wants your entire campaign inside her - she went from neutral to horny real quick.

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

Remember the 4 Rs kids: Reduce Reuse Recycle Rihanna. Show your love for the environment and amazing music with this Broad City quote inspire design.

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

Shout out to all the crystal mommys, and especially the crystal bitches out there. I love crystals, and you should let the world know you love crystals too!

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Show off your love for tik tok trends, memes and daddy jokes and vibes with this funny design.

Kittens are unpredictable fluff balls of randomness, such as this move I call, the great "purramid". A real punny deisgn for cat lovers and animal lovers alike!

We all love a good bubble person, but adding a butt to it, well thats just the icing on the cake!

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Get swole with this humorous paleo pun. Quetzalcoaltus, arguable one of the most iconic and largest flying reptile to ever take to the skies. Paelo nerds and gym rats alike will love this punny design!

Get swole with this humorous paleo pun. Quetzalcoaltus, arguable one of the most iconic and largest flying reptile to ever take to the skies. Paelo nerds and gym rats alike will love this punny design!